Noob Points

The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).

FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``

by Flva FLAVVV January 30, 2010

Noob

Holger, Holger is a noob and the only definition needed.

Damn dude, that guy is a Holger

Yeah man, a total noob!

by Fisken July 20, 2022

Noob

from a gaming perspective, a noob is somebody that is worse or looks worse than the person that mentions it.

there is also Noobie

P1: stop killing me
P2: stop being a noob then

by Gab9 May 10, 2020

NOOB

Can be used to describe a NEW THING, e.g. "this word is a NOOB, only being used since..." (UK)

"This word is a NOOB, Ngram viewer confirms really widespread since the 2010s"
see here:

by waanaabe August 18, 2025

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

Immense noob

A person that talks condenscendingly in order to win an argument when in reality they are highly stupid.

Karen was insistent that calling some a Karen is morally worse than calling someone the n-word. "Do you just not understand why its worse, did you not go to college or something", smirked Karen in a patronising manner. Karen is an immense noob.

by Elle394 May 24, 2020

NOOB Da Player

The most awesome Youtuber ever, the most coolest dude ever. got the best vids

NOOB Da Player: a guy who makes YouTube videos titled "do I suck at (insert game title) yes"

example being defined

word

subscriber: check out NOOB Da Player's Coolest video that isn't a scam

insert the The Epic Games store incident

by NOOB Da Player Fan#1 September 9, 2023