Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

Godless Douche Monster

(Also known as GDM) the act of being a supreme an supreme bitch

Man, Micky B was being an a total Godless Douche Monster last night. What a douche!

by Flipper U. Weticus December 22, 2009

fat tittied monster

A boy who is fat and sweaty who has tits and smells weird. he eats too much food and doesn't bathe.

Ken- "have you seen the fat tittied monster today?"

Bob- "which one, travis or david???"

Ken- "travis. he smells like a rotten fish.lol"

by funnygal101 August 7, 2011

Poo Poo Monster

During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!

Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"

by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008

Spotteh The Pie Monster

The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.

'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'

or,

'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'

by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010

Monster Energy Drink

An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.

(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )

PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!

PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."

by FoxShadow April 19, 2011

angry period monster

A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.

An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.

Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").

A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:

(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.

...

(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?

by big tall giraffe March 4, 2011