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John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.
I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!
by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020
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john&son

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons
Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
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John Hamilton’ed

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed
Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!
by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020
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John Romeo

A epic man that likes cheeseburgers and Fortnite
by Cheeseman12345 February 22, 2021
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John Smith

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).
Person one, “what’s your name
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now
by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021
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John Aylward

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”
by smelliott7 April 18, 2021
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John Titus

Man of Mans. Legend has it, he lives in the woods of Bulloch county, Georgia. He once was jumped by over 15 mexicans, and took a screwdriver to the chest. None of the mexicans were ever seen again. He also made a arrow for his bow out a snake fang he killed with his bare hands. In other words, he's a boss.
by wowpureags December 30, 2012
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