january 28th

PLEASE HANG OUT WITH ME DYLANN PLEASE IM SOOO LONELY

me- hello dylann do you wanna hang out on january 28th
dylann- peanut butter jelly michael cera

by johannesjondes January 25, 2024

NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

National booty pic day send that Gyat to your bf

Lemme see that ass it’s NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

by Dunnadinna January 27, 2024

Dry January

This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.

Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.

Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”

by NinjaClint January 27, 2024

january 27

buy your friend an egg sandwich day 🤗

january 27 is buy your friend an egg sandwich day

by blwghhh January 27, 2024

january 27

national buy your friend an egg sandwich day

aye it’s january 27, you gotta buy me an egg sandwich

by blwghhh January 27, 2024

january 31st

give your girl bsf your hoodie for 5 whole days and hug them

Emily: hey, it’s january 31st
Jake: oh,l okay have my hoodie

hugs*

by ihaveapig January 29, 2024

January 30th

Let your girlfriend tease you and edge you until she's willing to let you finish.

Oh it's JANUARY 30TH my girlfriends gonna be ruthless.

by yoinkers!! January 29, 2024