A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.
by Ruby Quest February 1, 2009
Get the Jesus in Milwaukee!mug. The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.
Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009
Get the Jesus Christdragonmug. A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.
by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009
Get the Jesus Jobmug. by Jimmy B May 13, 2005
Get the pink jesusmug. A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
Get the Jesus Christmug. Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls
by Jellie is real March 19, 2021
Get the Jesus cardenasmug. A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.
by Jackson Montana December 13, 2010
Get the Jesus envymug.