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Jesus in Milwaukee!

A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.
by Ruby Quest February 1, 2009
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Jesus Christdragon

The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.

Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...

Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!
by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009
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Jesus Job

A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.
The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.
by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009
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pink jesus

a london term for heroin, used round Brixton way ennit
"yo gis us some Pink Jesus"
by Jimmy B May 13, 2005
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Jesus Christ

A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father

Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
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Jesus cardenas

Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls
by Jellie is real March 19, 2021
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Jesus envy

A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.
I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.
by Jackson Montana December 13, 2010
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