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Italian lollipop

the act of sucking a cock after having it sticked inside a fresh batch of poop and cleaning it with the tongue
Philip: Hey john, yesterday i had diahrrea and my girl had my cock dirty and cleaned it
John: yo man that is an Italian Lollipop

Italian Helm

Is sexual occurence where a group of lesbian in a circle on hers periods and fingers themselfs creating the tomato topping of the pizza
Last night me, Laura and Martina did a Italian Helm, it was dope

Italian Jackhammer

A method of fingering utilized by shaping fingers into a cone position together with fingertips touching (mimicking an Italian finger gesture)
She won’t come? Have you tried the Italian Jackhammer?

Italian Jackhammer

A method of fingering utilized by shaping fingers into a cone position together with fingertips touching (mimicking an Italian finger gesture)
She won’t come? Have you tried the Italian Jackhammer?

Italian Dominic Twist

The act of twisting a man's penis until it falls off and using it as a Nerf dart to then shoot it into the man's mouth, falling straight down into the stomach, though sometimes ending up in the lungs with misfire.
Rocco asked for an Italian Dominic Twist and then Chris Griffin fan art took him up on his offer

Italian mousetrap

Italian mousetrap (noun, humorous/pejorative):

A mousetrap distinguished by its high price, elaborate design, and complete inability to catch mice; often alleged to improve the comfort, confidence, and reproductive success of the local mouse population.

Extended definition:

A solution whose aesthetic sophistication is inversely proportional to its effectiveness, particularly one that worsens the very problem it was intended to solve.
Examples
"The committee spent six months building an Italian mousetrap for the budget deficit."
"Their cybersecurity plan turned out to be an Italian mousetrap: expensive, complicated, and apparently helpful to the attackers."
"We bought the deluxe model, and now there are twice as many mice as before. Classic Italian mousetrap."
Italian mousetrap by Yuri Mahm June 23, 2026