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holy fuck

im coming,lois, aaahh! AAAHHH!
by Alek minassian December 4, 2023
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oh holy Magī am I

A deap and humble greatfulness with true honor and appreciation said ONLY by THE MAGISTRATE. To in any way repeat it should only mean that you did not understand that it was "her Magesty"s personal appreciation of all that is to her. Other wise you do understand that it would be considered rude and disrespectful to not have your own personal spiritual conceptual unit for your gratitude of what relationship you have personally.
It is its own sentence! Oh holy Magī am I.
by Finnly December 6, 2023
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Holy Mischief

A counter to happenstance when a person feels that God is at work, and He is possibly, though not necessarily, being rather cheeky about it.
"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"

"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
by Aje before beauty December 18, 2023
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Holy Whore

A person who constantly breaks up with and then gets back together with the exact same person numerous times
"Britanny has broken up with and got back together with Billy 8 times!"

"That Holy Whore!"
by TheRussianHippo July 3, 2023
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holy balls

another way of saying "holy shit" but more better
"Holy balls dude, that was one scrumptious mango."
by sfdhjsakl July 10, 2023
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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holy mama

The mother of holyness whom also likes to tickle small children while screeching like a demon
OH MY GOD THE HOLY MAMA GOT MY SISTER-
by HazeTheHyena July 27, 2023
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