bird sock

A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.

Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).

You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.

-I love it when you speak bird sock.

by Insert meow sound December 10, 2012

blow birds

to smoke weed

Dude lets get the band together and blow birds

by gridgator May 20, 2016

Bird purring

Bird purring is a sound made by humans and is rarely heard in the wild. The technique one must master to create this sound is known only by a few, but the legends say it's similar to the sharp Norwegian R. Bird purring is used for many things, such as avoiding silence, asserting dominance, letting your presence be known and show emotions like happiness and confusion.

Yesterday I showed my friends one of my projects, their positive responses made me bird purr in happiness

Friend: Wow! You did really good!
Me: *Bird purring*

by The birds are coming May 15, 2020

show bird

1.Another word for thot or whore
2. Love attetion from the opposite sex
3. could be male or female

me: that bitch over there is such a fuckin show bird
friend: i know right

by show bird December 22, 2015

Knocking Bird

When one flashes the bird a few times or more in sequence, almost as if they are asking you to come there(but with the middle finger instead of index). This means that the individual wants to engage in a relationship/ or better yet just a quick two pump jump. More than likely the latter of the two... especially if done by a blonde.
CAUTION🙅 ♀️🙅 ♂️

This slightly attractive trick is sure to throw you off for a minute or two. And is becoming increasingly common among Gold Diggers. Specifically the breed of gold diggers who love Jeeps, and of course.. we already know all of them love boats. Keep safe out there my fellow wake boarders and beach bums!!!

Damn ol son! That milf right there just gave me the knocking bird while her man wasn’t looking... I figure since he’s already got a boat I should be good to go in for the catch. “Sounds like good logic bro, I would take the bate! She’s smoking!”

Okay watch the ski! I’ll make it snappy!! Then back on the water we go!!!

by Champagne Pappy June 11, 2019

Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009

Dookie bird

Someone who is extremely annoying

Mrs. Basham gets on my nerves. She's such a dookie bird.

by Dookiebird April 13, 2021