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fire thot

Fire thots is a member of the Thotobots.. who are the sworn enemies of the deceptathots. They fight for pettiness ruthlessness and savagery.
Fire thots roasters activated!
by Firethotroastersactivate January 25, 2017
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fire-cracka

A Caucasian pyromaniac, typically seen with fireworks on all limbs and a sparkler sticking out of his erect penis's urethra.
Didn't I tell you to tell your husband to stop with the dick fireworks? bitch i will cut you! And as for you, Fire-Cracka, you crazy!
by MS-DOS March 29, 2012
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Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
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fire thigh

when your sleeping partner farts on your thigh
man, i took this chick out for mexican food last night. she likes to spoon, so i got mean fire thigh
by edharley September 10, 2011
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you’re fired

A phrase the American public can now use on Trump!
You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.
by JustJustice November 13, 2020
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You're fired

What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.
1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
by Enavoid November 14, 2020
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Your Fired

The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives

Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave

Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday

Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.

Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
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