Cracker Eyes

when you think a girl with no ass looks great

that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes

by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011

eye douche

a term used for saline solution or contact solution.

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.

by txmom74 September 30, 2010

Instagram Eyes

The way you see the world when you're extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. Like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (Much the same way Instagram works with augmenting images). The condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.

1. Hey, check out Bert, he's off chops on LSD... Definitely got his Instagram Eyes on!

2. Oh, dude I couldn't fucking sleep last night. Now I'm gonna have Instagram Eyes all day.

by Hunkachunks February 25, 2014

Snail Eyes

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.

Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?

by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020

Kitty Eyes

When your eyes dilate from doing substances.

You could tell she was on something by her kitty eyes.

by silh0uettes December 10, 2010

Eye Wee

Crying - having a eye wee

I had a proper eye wee at that sad film the other night

by eye wee girl April 17, 2011

BOY EYES

One man or a group of men who are searching for an item, such as tool, food etc in their home, and can't see it because a women has not placed in plain view of their hands.

I was looking for the case to the laptop have you seen it? Did you look in front of your face, its on the desk, oh I must have missed that because I was looking with my boy eyes.

by GPrincess September 13, 2011