by bigboi1000 October 18, 2020
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We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
"Ayo Ethan, I have no clue if your just super dirty or gay"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
by Brazilian Redneck October 20, 2020
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.
DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!
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Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is
rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is
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gabe: jt u little
ethan: see me personally i would never level to that amount of disrespect
jt: shut up
ethan: see me personally i would never level to that amount of disrespect
jt: shut up
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