dry mare

Noun. The opposite of a wet dream.

1. He took his shirt off and I had a dry mare. 2. Your detailed story of walking in on your grandparents has given me a dry mare.

by Heiney11 October 16, 2012

dry

someone who does not get any pussy or play from females.

you: did you see jay jay mackin on that girl?
tha homie: ya, that dry ass foo tryin to get wet.

by MadMaxAveli October 26, 2017

dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.

Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.

by Buckmaster44 July 26, 2023

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024

Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011

sucking her dry

Act of sucking a woman dry

if i had to save pancakes woman or waffles woman im saving the pancakes woman and im also sucking her dry

by HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 2, 2025

Dry wall cunt

A women that is such a cunt that her super cunt powers can make a man put his fist threw a wall destroying the drywall...

Jeez, that Kirsten sure is a dry wall cunt.. better look out! She's such a bitch. Fuck that dry wall cunt!

by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021