Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Watch Out For The Doors

Using a door as a weapon (accidentally or not) by slamming it into someone.

*Terroriser gets crushed by a door*

"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

Dog Doors

A derogatory term for a loose vagina.

Becky, keep your legs closed, your dog doors are flapping in the wind!

by Onegirltwopups April 5, 2022

Fanning Doors

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.

There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.

by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020

back door Charlie

A man who receives anal sex

I gave him a back door Charlie last night, he is a loogin

by Tikkarain December 30, 2023

leave! the door.

something you say when someone not important says something or just their presence is near.

person not important - hey gu-
everyone else - leave! the door.

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019

Door fucker

Different from door sexual a door fucker is someone who is overly pleased from cutting a hole in a door a fucking the dorussy

David why is there a hole in my door Jax because I'm a door fucker 😐

by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022