Christian

A person with a longest long shwan you will ever see. Its so long that coils up like a snake.

That dude is a christian, he has the longest long shwan

by Long shwan October 23, 2019

Christian-G

A big baby who won't share his Tim Tams.

Mark: Ay yo got any Tim Tams left
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out

by vianneyjon June 2, 2020

Christian Edgecombe

Awsome

i feel like Christian Edgecombe chanted Gerry

by DICK BISdFV April 23, 2018

Christian

A kid who constantly gets into trouble and throws a banger party that gets busted. Constantly goes back to the same short fucking girl that’s desperate and doesn’t do shit with her. Has a nicotine addiction and gets high in school every day.

Christian is a fucking retard and will never be able to hangout with his friends again. But everyone loves him.

by Milflover69-Jen10 October 26, 2019

Christian

A 3 '6 tall shithead who's only redeeming quality is his sister.

That boy christian is such a dick.

by Ricksta2008 November 25, 2021

Master Christian

A person who Does NO HARM
A person who Treats people GREAT
A person who Takes Care of people's NEEDS

He/Her are like a master Christian, the way they carry themselves with no Sin; I bet they are getting into Heaven. Hehe *michael jackson laff*

by Jamel Ashton Patten February 3, 2024

trailer park Christian

It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.

Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat

Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.

by Shockerman2020 March 5, 2024