bum demon

An evil entity that invades your bum, causing the following symptoms: abdominal bloating and cramps; watery turds; farting and follow through.

That was a really nice curry but now i've got a bum demon.

by Lisa Maree May 27, 2012

beaver bum

when someone's arsehole is covered in pubic hair

Ellie: lets have anal sex
John: I can't, I'l get lost in your beaver bum

by cara leon January 24, 2011

hagard bum

a sloppy, dirty, non officient person that does not have anything going for them what so ever.

dang Ian, your such a hagard bum

by austinpaul May 19, 2006

scrummy bum

a word developed by Master Nicholas Svehla meaning one who has no work ethic and is unwilling do put forth effort.

Student: I didn't do my homework due today because cops was on.

Teacher: Aww you scrummy bum! Get your work done!

by Jamesithonian June 16, 2011

Bum Slushing

The art of convincing bums, children or the elderly to move towards the curb/puddle/slush where they are summarily drenched by your passing car.

Steve: Hey Bob, do you want to go Bum Slushing tonight? The weatherman is calling for snowpocalypse!

Bob: How does that work again?

Steve: First we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a pass down State and Madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around....

Bob: Steve, you are going to hell.

by customfish February 9, 2010

P bum

A park bumb . Someone who no longer has friends so they hangout at parks all alone

Guy: dude have you seen Hannah lately ?

Friend: no I heard she's a p bum now. I guess she tried sleeping with one of her friends best friends

Guy: damn that sucks she was pretty cool.
Friend: I guess that's what happens when you don't listen to your friends.

by Warriorwords November 8, 2016

bum chum

someone who appears to be a slightly-too-close friend of someone else of the same sex, for unknown reasons. suspicion, jealousy and just plain trouble-making leads to this sycophant to be referred to by the derogatory phrase 'bum chum', suggesting that the relationship might be of a homosexual nature

Look at Andy over there, hanging round Pete like he was his bum chum

by Herkimmer Wiggleswish August 2, 2016