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Brandon

Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart
Brandon is funny
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Brandon

Dude if you keep looking at those six year olds i’ll start calling you brandon.
by bigsket205 May 8, 2019
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Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him
by Ri Ree December 13, 2021
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon Hanny

A guy who gets girls attention by playing Minecraft with them
by Putin.com March 5, 2022
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brandon pizzuto

Sucks Men Dick Every Fucking Day You Nigger
"Yeah, earlier today i brandon pizzuto"
by NiggerBlueWaffleDick March 21, 2017
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Brandon Rojas

Brandon Rojas is one of the most talented, beautiful, and intelligent people around. He is so kind and caring to anyone he sees. He doesn’t make problems, he fixes them. If he has a girlfriend he would make sure that she was the most special girl in the world
Girl: Brandon Rojas is so sweet
Girl 2: I know, I could dream about him for hours
by hugosaez24 November 19, 2023
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