So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.

Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?

by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023

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A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.

Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.

by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023

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A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

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