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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009
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pitty bang

My girl was feeling sore down below so she let me pitty bang her instead.
by Pimpercrombie69420 December 14, 2014
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Big Bang

the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"
by reptilian bois September 14, 2018
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banging uglies

We got caught in the stock room banging uglies
by D Rock NYC November 9, 2014
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Flash Bang

-verb. When you are blind to the fact that a female is, in fact, a grenade and deaf to your friends telling you she is.
Conor, that 'nade is flash banging the shit out of you. Stop dancing with her!
No Bro. She's Hot.
Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...
by AugieDoggie9 March 10, 2011
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False Bang

(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another

Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person
"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."
by Freddy8289 March 27, 2010
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Slang Bang

A slang bang is when a person engages in a great degree of slang words or broken English, accompanied by hand gestures and signs.
Naughty By Nature

"It's all about a slang bang
Doing this sh!t lyrically on wax
and getting paid for it
Word up, we don't care where you're from
Everybody can get down with the slang bang
We doin "rhyme-bys" on record"

"Laura Beth you're a white girl, you can't grow up to be a black woman, police that raps"
"But Mommie I always practice my slang bang"

When the school bully tried to put my friend down, I had to slang bang his dumb self
by obey potato June 2, 2018
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