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Big Bang

the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"
by reptilian bois September 14, 2018
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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009
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Bong Bangs

When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.

You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
by SB-HippieSage July 9, 2012
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emotional bang

When your attracted to someone emotionally but not physically so you would only want to bang them emotionally not with ur body.
Yo i'd emotional bang Kyle he's awesome but he has a penis and i'm not into that
by noahthechampion February 15, 2017
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bang out

Usually chanted by marching band/football team. Means "go hard" or "work hard".
"What team?" Everyone else: "BANG OUT!"
by FBTrainer September 20, 2012
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macdonalds bangs

when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!
by mickdicks July 10, 2011
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banging uglies

We got caught in the stock room banging uglies
by D Rock NYC November 9, 2014
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