Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.

Brandon just stole my bagel dude!

by DonutDealer April 22, 2022

Let’s Go Brandon

This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.

Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon”

by Alfonzo Carlton June 24, 2023

Brandon

All i gotta say its probs sharlize future manssssssxxx

Brandon: your cute
SHarlize: YESSIRRRR

by Lobster Lou September 22, 2020

Brandon

To hate on someone or something .

He was so Brandon when he saw that bar-b-que.

by Elcuhhhh October 10, 2021

Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 8, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon

Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon

by Jytrop March 30, 2022

Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.

A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can

by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025