Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

asian elliot

when you stick 3 mason jars of rice up your girlfriends ass during serious anal than eat the rice in her pussy

you wanna do some asian elliot after school at my house

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asian

the superior race :)
They will be smarter, hotter, cuter, nicer, and overall better then anyone else.

Have you seen that dude,

The asian one?
Yeah,
OMG YES THEIR SO HOT

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The Asian Crew members are pro gamers

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That hardcore asian doing all those games with no mistakes... man i wish i was like him

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Asian invasion

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(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely

by Josh magosh February 26, 2019

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-"I'm going out with this chick for a while now, man.. She's a real asian sheep"

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