Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Cadbury Creme Egg

Mermaid Placenta covered in Horse Wax

Teacher : What is a Mermaid Placenta?
Student: An Ingridient in Cadbury Creme Eggs

by LookAtThisGraph August 8, 2017

beat your eggs

Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam

Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs

by Addybrinnella February 9, 2018

Hamilton Egg Salad

A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.

“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”

“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”

by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023

Cadbury Egg Drop

You shove a Cadberry egg up a man’s ass. He squats over another man and pushes the egg out onto his chest. He then cracks the egg into the other man’s mouth and feeds him the chocolate.

Scott enjoyed having an occasional Cadbury egg drop.

by CruiseWood September 14, 2018

Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner

"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "

by Sudanese scrambled egg May 21, 2018

Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.

“The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
“Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”

by CSean7 January 18, 2018