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Jordan

Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.
Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae
by Binki Boy June 30, 2021
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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.
by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021
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Michael Jordan

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Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)
by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023
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Jordan

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub
Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root
by murraynod November 21, 2024
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Jordan

very odd person, massive cock, loves to draw, and sub par at volley ball, almost always single.
girl 1: Jordan is such a nice guy and have seen his artwork

girl 2: you may have seen his artwork but have seen his dick its massive
by Ayuwoki December 6, 2021
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Jordan

Is that a Jordan? What Bullshit.
by HWeebGamer May 8, 2019
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lil jordan

Lil Jordan is the most gangster person alive. It would be hard to find someone with more of a hood background. You want him on your side in a fight
Friend: Let’s go fight those jerks.

You: No way bro, they look like lil Jordan’s
by Hawksfan619 January 1, 2019
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