William Helms

A big tall guy with a small penis and 1
Nut who doesn’t know how to shit

Billy : Hey, look at that stupid ass guy he looks deformed and he can’t poop

Danny : ah, that’s just a William Helms don’t worry

by Earnestjonesssss June 18, 2024

William Nicholas Kelly

A very funny, sweet, and adorable person. He’s chill af and fucking amazing. He’s a cool ass best friend

Ik you are reading this William Nicholas Kelly.

by 6LMG9 May 22, 2020

Jessica shaee Williams

Jessica shaee Williams is one of a kind and surely a real blonde. She's got 10 personalities happening at once. She can be sweet as candy or hell on wheels all depends on how others treat her. When she's feed up she's feed up. She's beyond loyal and faithful. She loves more then she should give.

Jessica shaee Williams is that one girl you'll never forget

by J*shaee March 19, 2023

William

the silliest guy there is

Person 1: omg I wish William would stop playing so hard to get
Person 2: hes just trolling
Person 1: hes so silly 😍

by willDakoolKid September 2, 2025

William

William is my crush. Someone who I love a lot and is so pretty omg he’s so amazing I love him so much ❤️He’s funny and loving and I love talking to him. -Astrum

William is defined by this: he is a very nice person and awesome to talk to

I love Will so much

Will is very pretty

by Astrum May 22, 2025

william storck

a fucking goondiwindi twink

'That's a William Storck he likes taking it in the bum'

by gorillahorny May 14, 2024

window-williams

Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.

Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.

Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."

Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."

by TurnThePage May 17, 2010