beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

pheremone maxxing

how u get all da ladies, u dont shower and u let your pheremones make their way to the females.

hilda: You smell fucking gross!!

james bloggs: im just pheremone maxxing
hilda a week later: omg im so horny youre so sexyy

by mastershakebutt January 2, 2025

Logan maxing

To shit in an apartment floor in the middle of the night

I woke up for a midnight snack to find that my dog was logan maxing

by Darkening m’coon December 5, 2025

Femboy Maxing

The act of maximizing your feminine look as a man, but remaining straight while seeming extremely gay

I really like being pretty, but I like women. I will be femboy maxing to maintain that pretty dainty look.

by ralphhickelson August 2, 2023

Max Morgan

A manipulative narcissist with insecurities that will make him try to bring you down. Avoid at all costs - although he’s right with money. Not one for the weak. Good luck to his future wife.

Omg he is such a Max Morgan I can’t believe he won’t let you see your friends!

by Lovelivelaughforever1233456 April 9, 2024

Max

Very cool and gets all the ladies. Has a beautiful mullet

Look at that beautiful man with a mullet his name is probably Max.

by MulletDaddy69 November 23, 2021