door hopper

When a grasshopper has an identity crisis and decides to just stay on the front door And not move

Hey mark did you see the door hopper I think he's lost

by Dragonofdarkness13 September 06, 2021

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Bloodhound Back Door

When you're making love to a woman and you look down and notice she has just gotten her period, so you pull outand put it in her butt.

Dude! I was banging Penny and I looked down and blood was everywhere! I had to bloodhound back door it!

by PENNY PEN May 16, 2015

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Figure Doors

A blind fuck that uses ears to stalk u but he cheats and knows where you are then goes Michael Jackson moonwalk towards you and kill you. Roblox is so cringe with LSplash making us try and survive this nig- twice and giving us enough headaches for twice the world population.

"Figure from Doors should be removed"
"Yeah, Figure Doors is such a fucker"

by sexo fender September 03, 2024

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at death's door

very near the end of one's life. (Often an exaggeration.) I was so ill that I was at death's door for three days. The family dog was at death's door for three days, and then it finally died.

dying or very ill He literally was at death's door when a liver became available for transplant.

by lokhad March 30, 2017

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