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slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"
Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"
by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 27, 2011
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Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.
I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.
by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011
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Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.
Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.
by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011
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Twat

a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother
Look at that poor twat! Better give it a lick!

Make sure someone licks that twat soon!
by sbroadhead3000 November 28, 2010
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Twat trapping

When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.
A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.
by DirtyDutchmanBVD February 25, 2011
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TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010
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Tweet-twat

A female who twitters hateful, or drama causing statements on the Twitter network.
Sheila is such a tweet-twat she is always talking shit on my page.
by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010
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