A Spider Bite

A bad shot of dope. Possibly a miss. It causes the skin to turn red, swell, and itch. Users will typically say its a spider bite rather than admit to shooting dope.

This girl in rehabs hand is fucked up. She says it's a spider bite.

by Juicy J 1990 February 13, 2024

red spade

A United States American southern colloquialism denoting a biracial person, black and red, meaning African and Indian, or American Indigenous.

*siblings moe & milcent rural Mississippi*

Moe: Yea, well papa doc nem is red spades.
Milcent: Papa got injun blood?

Moe: Sure as God is good.
Milcent: That means we got it.
Moe: I’d reckon.

by SkymMilk April 7, 2024

A spade is a spade

Buuuuut...

Hym "A spade is a spade. I'm gonna call it like I see it and I'M GOING TO BE CORRECT! You fucking shill. You shilled so hard. You sholled so hard only to look like a fucking retard the second the blew up those fucking aid trucks! It took them 3 tries! They shot the first truck. 2 people escaped. Got into a second truck. They blew up THAT truck. 3 people survived. THEY got into a THIRD truck. And the Jews blew up THAT ONE TOO! Even before that! Even before that when they send aid and then started shooting into the crowd. Like some medieval currency. If you're going to pretend to be me the least you could fucking do is not make me look like a fucking retard. Fucking pathetic."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.

"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."

by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Yahoo Spider

A disgusting, horrible creature the feeds off fear. Puts you in a false sense of security.

‘I used to be friends with the Yahoo Spider, before it attacked me.’

by yahoo_hater February 11, 2026

NOT Spider-Man

Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.

by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025