The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat) and slapping the living bejeezus of some one, leaving his face smelling of dookie.
Albert was stink slapped yesterday you can tell because when you get near him his face still smells of shit
by Jacob Royal May 14, 2012
Sue gave Jack a slap draggon last night
John was not sure how he felt about molly giving him a slap draggon for the first time
John was not sure how he felt about molly giving him a slap draggon for the first time
by Delbery March 23, 2019
When one, in the small time frame considered a "Snap", Administers a quick, and devastating attack, be it physical, or spoken/written
by howitzerDemolition December 28, 2019
A state where something openly harmed another (usually from a open slap), resulting in a period of mixed or upset feelings. May also end in a parting of the two or an awkward argument.
by EdElric5534 December 15, 2014
when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.
"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."
"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."
"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."
"oh..."
"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."
"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."
"oh..."
by person with a name May 11, 2012
by Bratso November 15, 2019
1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)
also: cock slappestry
also: cock slappestry
by Kaaos January 12, 2005