salad shorts

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

by AkumasAss March 4, 2019

CMS Shorts

Cms shorts is a knockoff "cms shorties" they are the group of kids who think they have clout but are really just wannnabes

ew cms shorts copied cms shorties again... lmao

by curtismiddleschool December 7, 2019

Short

Typically used when describing something or someone that is below the average length.

Hampus is really short compared to other people

by KnugenSugen December 13, 2019

short butt

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.

Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.

by JjAbrahams September 14, 2015

Short

Louis Tomlinson

he’s not 5’9 btw

Can: how tall are you
Louis: (lies) 5’9
Fan: you are not!! your short

by Fuckinglou November 2, 2020

Short

Lukas

Lukas... is... short... and.... MEAN

by Danana Banana May 28, 2021

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020