The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.
I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.
by georgecuntwbushtackle September 14, 2019
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Turning you into a "Russian Swordfish " that does the same with its collegues.
Turning you into a "Russian Swordfish " that does the same with its collegues.
„My job at the Call Center is depressing, my supervisor acts like it's not, but he's just a russian swordfish in bossmode.”
by Blueberry anti cancer curd September 30, 2019
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by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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Oh that russian roll... i had fun taking a huge load on that Portuguese roll and stuffing it up my pandas pound
by ChapChapBerry October 7, 2019
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by Russian Curb Stomp September 2, 2019
Get the Russian curb stomp mug.A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
Get the Russian teapot mug.A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.
As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
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