Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.

Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

russian4bride.com

A great Russian and Ukrainian brides dating site

Russian4Bride.com - A great Russian and Ukrainian dating site providing free Russian and Ukrainian dating services.

by Russian4Bride December 4, 2016

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016