Game Show Ride

A bottom of the foodchain 'stripper' model with no options.

I went on the "The Price is Right" and won a Game Show Ride.

by WisBadgerman December 13, 2008

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

by neilyboy March 5, 2008

Riding The Golden Gate

Sex Posistion; When a man "Titty Fucks" a woman, but does it inverted{reversed} so that his ass is in her face thus allowing her to toss his salad. Typically done laying down or on the edge of a bed, table, counter, etc....

Origin: Woodstock circa 1969. *See what I did there*

Greg: "Hey bro did you try that RTGG yet?"

Steve: "Oh you mean Riding The Golden Gate? Yeah I did it to Melissa last night man, she was eating my ass like a Klondike bar while I fucked her tits."

Greg: "Nice,......you lucky bastard."

by Chesticles Inspectus February 7, 2013

Double Bike Ride

When a man has a threesome with two women and the two women ride cowgirl or reverse cowgirl on his face and junk simultaneously.

I met two chicks on Bourbon St. that asked if I was interested in taking a Double Bike Ride.

by Scholar_XLVII December 30, 2014

bite my ride

Fuck me in my ride. (Car, Truck, etc)

Do you want to bite my ride?

by Toxil Cord October 21, 2015

Riding the pumpkin Train

When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.

I feel like riding the pumpkin train.

by CelticMonk October 13, 2018

Viking Carpet Ride

When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.

Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.

by Gmoney42352 June 11, 2018