turkish bike ride

Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt

Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider

by Hairy ynnaf May 10, 2018

Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

gir riding a pig

The {best} person on earth.

Hey you heard of gir riding a pig?

by angery123 September 18, 2019

Pussy-Back Ride

A sexual act wherein a guy gives a naked girl a piggy back ride, rubbing her pussy up and down his bumpy spine.

“Dude I can’t believe he gave a her a Pussy-Back Ride I didn’t know they were freaky like that.”

“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”

by Jason Henderson May 29, 2023

Dick riding December

Dick riding December is when a girl is going to ride ur dick. Make sure u have a girl and happy dick riding

I can’t wait till dick riding December

by Anonymous5729184 October 11, 2020

Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021

riding the mechanical bull

What Gerard Way did to get on the cover of Spin magazine. Once mentioned in an interview.

Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”

by frankierosguitar_ September 12, 2020