defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties

The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.

by Thorette July 22, 2016

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Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

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Pig Pen

A fenced off or a small bar area where fat women gather

Matt: where’s johny

Simon: I think he gone for a wonder through the pig pen for a sniff.

by Roughtrott November 28, 2022

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pig and tickle

When you're doing it doggy style, you reach over her head and stick your fingers up her nose, giving her a pig snout. To complete the move, insert you middle finger into her anus and twist it like a tail. The resulting squeal completes the pig and tickle.

I really love to do the pig and tickle

by Tinder box August 22, 2017

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a pig friend

A friend that eats all your food but ensure you food for the rest of your life, a friend that is there for you at any second or time. That one friend that loves you the most.

"Hi, Sara, I just found out Marie is a pig friend"
"Of course she is, she always eats your food but always shares hers"

by Saratulooo December 22, 2019

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