I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019

A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.
Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.
by The Unreal Monkey Family June 24, 2025

by Loolou99 January 19, 2018

When a man bends over and another man pushes a broom handle up the ass repeatedly while fingering his own asshole.
He is doing the Dutch oarman
by Haus7 January 4, 2015

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.
by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022

“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up’
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up’
by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017
