National Kill Yourself Day

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee
by Hydrogen Superiority June 12, 2023
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National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show
"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"
by LegalizeRanch2021 December 01, 2020
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National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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National blast music day!

On April 27th, anywhere you may be, you have to have your music at full blast. Wither it be on a speaker or on headphones.
“Hey dude, it’s national blast music day! Turn it up!”.
by SupremeLeaderBro April 29, 2019
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National daughter/son day

A day thankful for your child. It’s basically like mothers or Father’s Day but for the kids. A day dedicated to your kids to show how thankful and proud of them you are. (On June 2nd!)
“I’m gonna show my kids some appreciation one national daughter/son day
by Baddieeee12 May 10, 2019
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