by real_mrbreast June 11, 2025
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
by Twistyhandles May 25, 2015
An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 13, 2023
Explanation of how perfect, amazing, endearing, hot, ideal-for-you, flawless the person you’re inviting is...
You: kakfkakfokskfki like you blah blah blah
Person: you do?
You: yes. So much, in fact, that
Person: that what
You: Will you go to hoco with me?
Person’s name: ...
Person: you do?
You: yes. So much, in fact, that
Person: that what
You: Will you go to hoco with me?
Person’s name: ...
by Itchinnandburnin September 12, 2019
Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
Evil insert name (such as Katy Perry):
1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!
2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”
Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.
Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.
1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!
2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”
Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.
Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.
by Ohhhhh...Kay! March 30, 2020