Merlin

A physics wizard. The smartest person you'll ever see make some of the most questionable life choices you couldn't have thought of. He'll keep you guessing because he not only enjoys chaos, he exudes it.
Merlin is unbelievably hot. He wears shorts and a tee shirt and doesn't turn on the heat at 20°f.
Merlin comes in two special editions: Edward Hair and Viking Hair.
Merlin gives the best hugs and the warmest cuddles and will always make you smile. He has the best laugh and is the best person you could ever hope to have in your life.
Merlin will forget the names of every mini game in Mario Party but he knows the Greek alphabet so you'll give him a pass.
Merlin's greatest flaws are spelling ditto "dido", hating on biology sciences, losing his vape pen constantly, and ordering toasted tuna sandwiches before close at a Subway.

"Wow, Merlin has the best dick! You're so lucky!"
"I'm gonna marry Merlin, I'm so lucky I have him!"
"Merlin, be careful!"
"I love my Merlin!"

by Edgar's Agatha March 31, 2024

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

Morning Mouf

When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.

Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.

by XafklegendX April 18, 2024

Mooling

The act of having sexual intercourse with a fatally wounded or otherwise incapacitated animal, typically until its death.

The neighbor's kids could do nothing but cry as they watched me start furiously mooling their freshly ran-over dalmatian!

I couldn't help but reach for the condom in my pocket as I noticed the dying raccoon on the side of the street. I haven't mooled in weeks!

by Iolo Morgannwg May 9, 2024

monline

"Monline" (noun) pronounced as MON-leen: A resilient state of being where one encounters setbacks or failures, yet rises stronger and more determined than before, embodying the spirit of learning and growth from adversity.

"After facing numerous challenges in her career, she embraced the concept of 'monline' to inspire herself to always fall down and get back up stronger."

by A Monline June 25, 2024

Morning Kyle

Gen Z equivalent of a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette, but instead hitting a disposable vape and drinking a Ghost energy drink

"Woke up tired and cranky so I had to get in a Morning Kyle before court"

by ckaz June 28, 2024