Moon Gooning

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.

I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.

by Magnesius February 26, 2024

Mango moon

A moon that is bright and beautiful. a moon that raidiates amazingness and makes everyone happy!

"Yo, did you see that LIT af mango moon last night?"

other guy- "ya it was so beautiful! I flippin' loved it!"

by Salty potatoe May 16, 2019

full moon and empty legs

In other words, "Bring it all in"

When there is a full out. Full moon and empty legs.

by Maxxy9458 November 15, 2016

moon doggy

The act of having doggy style intercourse underwater, while mimicking the effects of zero gravity.

While my friend Mayo-Mike was scuba diving, him and his girlfriend Clarissa were doing it moon doggy in the open ocean.

by Smoothie moon dog April 6, 2024

Moon Gooning

The act of gooning under the moonlight

"Me and Joe Rogan are going to hunt buffalo go Moon Gooning tonight"

by Beeskneeees421 January 12, 2024

Nevada red moon

Nevada red moon is basically ejaculating in the home depot color aisle and nut at the moment

man 1: i just did a big nevada red moon yesterday

man 2: what the fuck man

by ClaudeSpeed EX July 4, 2022

Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”

Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.

by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025