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cuttin' a monkey

Ooh, he cuttin' a monkey up in the mutha!
by apj1234 August 30, 2010
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monkeying around

Manipulating dependent variables to change a independent variable(s) whether is produces a positive outcome or not with the sample/subject often not realizing the extent of manipulation upon variables that creates great deviancy with a person, family, or population directly as well as indirectly.
We didn't mean to create adversity or a negative outcome in someone's life, I was only monkeying around ! LOL!
by Dana0000 June 15, 2016
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dance monkey

dance monkey will hold advertising banner sign at outdoor location during retail business hours. Must be available to work retail hours. Must be able to work in outdoor conditions with varying types of weather and sun exposure. Must present a clean, neat and friendly appearance to customers and public
that dance monkey can realy swing that sign
by calbilmc July 10, 2012
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Monkey Attack

A sexual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. She grasps a penis with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.
Damn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.
by The Chronic April 13, 2005
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monkey doorknob

An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.
'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!
by Stan Lorad April 22, 2004
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monkey jeans

THe most expensive designer jeans next to prada. They are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have Japanese drawings such as dragons on them. BY FAR THE COOLEST JEANS ON THE MARKET. I only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.
I be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and tities!
by Rollin 60s n'hood CRIPS July 8, 2006
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Monkey Rag

a special towel, shirt or other cloth object kept near your bed, preferably between the mattress and box spring, which is used to wipe up masturbatory ejaculate.
"John's monkey rag is getting stinky because he hasn't washed it in 3 months."
by strabble April 30, 2006
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