Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay

"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*

by Lazengan July 29, 2016

Fat Michael

he's fat

fat michael is very fat.

by underratedotter June 12, 2018

Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.

Michael Heaton Has Small PP

by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022

Michael Feek

1. Somebody who tells long and uninteresting stories.

2. A person that is boring and sour

Don’t need your life story Feek

Yo can somebody get this Michael Feek outta here?

by Caucontheloose January 14, 2019

Michael Jackson

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

team michaeled

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.

My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.

by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

Michael Mckendry

A lil midget with social issues he wears glasses always says dead memes and likes to play super smash bros fake on a chromebook oh and he always says AHHH one last thing he doesn't know how to tie his shoes

God your acting like such a Michael mckendry

by Thesmartthinker February 14, 2019