Jay the beta male

Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.
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by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023
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C4 Male

Is an absolute sweat at C4(Connect 4) and always soft locks people in 100 different ways. He ends up getting several 6 in a row's with ease and brings shame to anyone who dares to go against him. He is known as the gigachad of connect 4 and is probably just a fat guy at the computer winning at connect 4 against oblivious kids.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that C4 Male was absolutely dominating those little kids at connect 4 the other day? I kind of want to challenge him to a game."
Person 2: "Good luck man. You'll need it."
by 1x1 October 09, 2021
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Tea-Drinking Male

Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."

Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.

This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.

This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.

Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"

P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"

P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."

P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."

P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
by UrbanDicMatt December 29, 2023
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nigma male

a nigma male might represent an individual who strongly identifies with and actively contributes to the cultural and communal bonds of the African-American community. This aspect emphasizes a sense of belonging and solidarity.

a nigma male is known for overcoming societal obstacles, demonstrating mental and emotional fortitude, and contributing positively to it's community. He embodies the complexity and diversity of experiences within the African-American male community. This includes acknowledging the wide range of personalities, talents, and aspirations that defy stereotypical categorizations.
Bro, Kendrick Lamar is totally a nigma male
by lalalalamaozedong December 09, 2023
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Alpo male

A human male who eats Alpo brand dog food
Clark is such a Alpo male , he's been eating Alpo brand dog food for a few months now.
by Sacredalien March 18, 2022
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Me-Male

A rare non-binary human born with male genitalia where the nose is typically located. Usually the testicles hang over the upper lip of the Me-Male, obscuring unusually long front teeth. The teeth of a Me-Male are usually quite soft and prone to breakage.
Linda thought she saw Pinocchio, but it was just a Me-Male who had recently seen a red car
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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Me-Male

A rare non-binary human born with male genitalia where the nose is typically located. Usually the testicles hang over the upper lip of the Me-Male, obscuring unusually long front teeth. The teeth of a Me-Male are usually quite soft and prone to breakage.
Linda thought she saw Pinocchio, but it was just a Me-Male who had recently seen a red car
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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