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July 24

Jackson was totally born on July 24 th. (He's a little dick boy)
by urmom25 July 11, 2022
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4 July

National fuck your gf in her prom dress day
bf: i’m gonna fuck you in ur prom dress
gf: why
bf: because it’s 4 july
gf: horny bastard
by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024
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the first july 29th

the first july 29th 2021 marks the first day in which melissa cant call ansa her little ansy poo bear </3
the first july 29th will be a setback for the human race
by mylittlesusling June 17, 2021
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july 18

stranger things super fan are born on this day, fav hobby:tik tok, funny, kinda attractive, love finn wolfard and jack dylan grazer!and is the baddest
im da baddest, july 18
by jazminnn November 17, 2019
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July 10

July 10
Guy 1: Thanks for sending me cheeks
Girl 1: No problem!
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July 42nd

A day that most likely, doesn't exist.
But... It might.
some dude 1: Bro I can't wait for July 42nd!
some dude 2: I don't think that exists...
some dude 1: e x a c t l y, I have n o t h i n g to look toward to 👴
by AAAAAfuckthisAAAAAAAAAAAAAA October 8, 2021
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July 16th

National give your partner your shirt or hoodie! They haven’t told you this but they really would like one from you and they will love you even more then they already do (which is A LOT)! If you got this sent to you they REALLY REALLY REALLY want your shirt/ hoodie!
you: “hmmm OH today is July 16th! i should send them this!”
your partner: “WOW! i didn’t even know that was today! sure i will give it to you when i see you today!”
by fvckschool101 July 15, 2021
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