July 24

Little dick boy.

Jackson was totally born on July 24 th. (He's a little dick boy)

by urmom25 July 11, 2022

4 July

National fuck your gf in her prom dress day

bf: i’m gonna fuck you in ur prom dress
gf: why
bf: because it’s 4 july
gf: horny bastard

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

the first july 29th

the first july 29th 2021 marks the first day in which melissa cant call ansa her little ansy poo bear </3

the first july 29th will be a setback for the human race

by mylittlesusling June 17, 2021

july 18

stranger things super fan are born on this day, fav hobby:tik tok, funny, kinda attractive, love finn wolfard and jack dylan grazer!and is the baddest

im da baddest, july 18

by jazminnn November 17, 2019

July 10

National send cheeks to the bday boy day

July 10
Guy 1: Thanks for sending me cheeks
Girl 1: No problem!

by Jayshootyomomandclapurgranny July 10, 2025

July 42nd

A day that most likely, doesn't exist.
But... It might.

some dude 1: Bro I can't wait for July 42nd!
some dude 2: I don't think that exists...
some dude 1: e x a c t l y, I have n o t h i n g to look toward to 👴

by AAAAAfuckthisAAAAAAAAAAAAAA October 8, 2021

July 16th

National give your partner your shirt or hoodie! They haven’t told you this but they really would like one from you and they will love you even more then they already do (which is A LOT)! If you got this sent to you they REALLY REALLY REALLY want your shirt/ hoodie!

you: “hmmm OH today is July 16th! i should send them this!”
your partner: “WOW! i didn’t even know that was today! sure i will give it to you when i see you today!”

by fvckschool101 July 15, 2021