by Mollythemallcop September 25, 2018
a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.
by Brosephine kasberger January 23, 2017
1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
by Enavoid November 14, 2020
When you have anal sex with someone whilst you have an std. The moment their asshole starts to burn due to the std you pull out and run away
by Biggerjigga69 May 09, 2021
by Tim@3o1Dunson November 22, 2010
Fire thots is a member of the Thotobots.. who are the sworn enemies of the deceptathots. They fight for pettiness ruthlessness and savagery.
by Firethotroastersactivate January 25, 2017
When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
by 12thWoman February 29, 2012