Salesian High School

Welcome to Salesian where if you’re not Dominican or on the baseball team, you will receive a detention for having your shoes untied. 90% of the boys do not know what personal hygiene is. Salesian also has a grand total of 4 air conditioners for around 20 classrooms. Students mainly associate themselves with Preston baddies (no Maria treeshes).

Salesian student: yo I got a DT bruh
Salesian student 2: whyyyy
Salesian student: I forgot To tie my shoes.
Salesian student 2: Salesian high school is the best

by Stepboi123 October 3, 2019

Ola High School

A school just like every other school over the last 60 years where some students smoke, do drugs, and have sex. It is also like every other current school now where the millennial students moan and complain about everything and lack any sort of toughness.

Ola High School is just like every other current school.

by Average Adult October 17, 2019

Northern High School

The domain of a egotistical stuck up future President Mr. Sipe Who destroys all the leftists with facts and logic.

Mr. Sipe lost the election at Northern High School time to riot.

by Sam V. October 21, 2019

glenvar high school

a school full of dirty ass stinky ass bitches and racist ass rednecks. don’t forget those weird ass fucking furrys. and the ANNOYING ass vsco girls. and all the teachers are dick heads and the school is just a piece of shit.

i went to glenvar high school and i wanted to kms

by lolurmomgayyyy October 24, 2019

Loveland high school

loveland high school is basically 97% white to the point where they had to make a diversity group in the middle school. full of people who try to become tiktok famous by dancing to obsessed by maria carey because it’s “so quirky” especially with their 37 followers. all the wannabe baddies try to juul in class bc they think it’ll make them popular. white ass boys wear nike shorts in the winter, the tiktok girls who’ve been trying to become famous for 7 weeks (but their moms won’t let them make their accounts public) wear crop tops and shorts all year long, there’s the weird furries with greasy hair who hiss at you in the halls, and there’s always that ghetto bitch who argues with the teacher.

“she goes to loveland high school? she’s probably white then, right?”

by kahhzooo November 2, 2019

Cumberland high school

A school infested with bong rats and cap heads, known for caring more about hoodies than education. Sending your child to this school with infect the student with “eshay” which will lead to a very early death

Jeff: “did you hear what happened at Cumberland high school the other day”

Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”

by Eshays2117 December 2, 2019

Aldergrove Highball

Ingesting 2 illicit drugs at the same time or in rapid succession.

The term is derived from 2 words. One being the small skid town of Aldergrove and the other term "highball" being a drink consisting of 2 ingredients. The exact origin of this term is debated by historians even to this day but it is believed to have originated in the small hamlet of Springfield behind what used to be Safeway

Bro 1: Holy. Chad is fucking mangled right now
Bro 2: Ya man he smoked crack right after eating a bunch of ecstacy
Bro 1: oh he had an Aldergrove highball.

by Scroto T Baggins January 2, 2020