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Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."
Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."
Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
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He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
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