eye-burner

A term used to describe the burning sensation given to the eyes whilst completely stoned.

Tony: Man I am stoned

Paul: I knoww, i've got complete eye-burner maynee.

by Jallooe March 1, 2011

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Instagram Eyes

The way you see the world when you're extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. Like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (Much the same way Instagram works with augmenting images). The condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.

1. Hey, check out Bert, he's off chops on LSD... Definitely got his Instagram Eyes on!

2. Oh, dude I couldn't fucking sleep last night. Now I'm gonna have Instagram Eyes all day.

by Hunkachunks February 25, 2014

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Eye five

The mutual simultaneous raising of the eyes across the room between two people. Signifying a mutual agreement/affirmation. Useful when the traditional high five is not pysically possible due to the two participants being separated by obstacles in the room.

Teagan and I were announced as the winners, so we eye fived each other across the table.

by Robbydoggy March 2, 2012

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Snail Eyes

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.

Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?

by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020

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lazer eye

The act of shooting fear, anger, or disappointment into another person. Instructions-
1)Tilt your head slightly to the direction of the victim
2)Squint the eye closest to your target
3)Give an angry or disappointed facial expression
4)Stare

Person 1: We just flew by that guy in the white truck.
Person 2: Oh SHIT, he just shot me with a lazer eye!

Driver: That'll teach those cocksuckers!

by therealskeeter June 27, 2006

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