Ethan

Ethan is a fake drug addict that tells everyone around that he does drugs and is suicidal

I met Ethan today he told me he overdosed on drugs

by Absolutely normal guy October 07, 2019

Ethan

he is the prettiest boy to walk the earth. one of a kind. whats not to love about him? he is just so adorable and precious and just such a sweetie overalllll !!! he is kinda dumb but he tries his best and always means well. great fashion taste. speaking of taste, he tastes really good too tbh. he makes me so horny and im always losing sleep over him. he is like cute but also soooo sexy ughhhhhh <3 the absolute love of my life. i could go on forever about you. i cant wait to be your husband baby. i love you ethan. <33

ughhhhh i love ethan so much <3

by ethan's micah :) March 28, 2022

ethan

boobie

the ugly man was an ethan

by papabear550 July 24, 2018

ETHAN

SOME ETHAN'S ARE EMO, AND SOME ETHAN'S ARE JERKS

ETHAN

ETHAN: What.

by IHJADFOIAJSOIFDJ March 23, 2022

Ethan

The shortest person ever

Your almost as short as Ethan

by Please vote yes for this November 10, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a dick, a prick, a annoying little piece of shit.

That dick is an Ethan

by Kiss for a buck January 08, 2020

ethan

ethan is a square, a rhombus, a quadrilateral formula

he also turns me on

square ethan is mm i am yoda star wars

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023