Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022

Cracker hole

The first thing a white boy shows you is the hole he punched in his wall one time when he was mad.

See also, Glory hole

This is where I lost my shit and left this cracker hole .

by Chase White April 8, 2017

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

fucking cracker

In the UK this mean an exceptionally good thing.

That steak I had for dinner was a fucking cracker!
or
Wow, she's a real cracker! (would mean she is exceptionally pretty or sext etc.)

by PC Bob. April 3, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Cracker

A word that everyone deny that it's a slur against white people. (people claim you can't be racist toward white people)

kid from tiktok: This guy is racist and called me a cracker on xbox.

bad commentary highschooler : Shut the hell up kid, you can't be racist toward white people nor cracker is a slur.

You probably think it's a slur because your a fucking white privilege fucker, you probably said the n word too, fucking bitch.

(based on a true story)

by Sweat_Burg February 14, 2021

cracker

A cracker is an asshole ( otherwise known ass ass )

"Shove your massive cock in my cracker already!"

by average white boy May 16, 2023