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Read Colossians

To go poop. Colossians is the shortest book in the Bible and can be read in 3-5 min—while going #2.
After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.
by JC Mathews October 9, 2022
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Arms Crossed

Humble, you are afraid of nothing but Allah SWT.
by trytolie1 November 17, 2022
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Wilbur Cross

The villain of Starkid's Black Friday (also known as Uncle Wiley)
Songs
- Tickle Me Wiggly Jingle
- Made In America
"my mentor, Wilbur Cross stepped into that portal and came out a raving lunatic, he pledged his undying allegiance to the forces within, and disappeared soon after"
- General John McNamara
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 3, 2023
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goth cross owner

a cool person with cool music taste and madly in love with their bf
by keiejwj February 4, 2023
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Darren Cross

Darren “not a dick” Cross from the hit Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania, formerly known as Yellowjacket, currently goes by the alias M.O.D.O.K. (Mechanized Organism Designed Only For Killing.)
Person 1: Dude, MODOK is such a dick.
Person 2: EXCUSE ME FINE SIR, DARREN CROSS IS NOT A DICK!
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Double-Crossed

When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.

The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.

The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.

It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.
Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.

Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.
by Pouncer400 March 29, 2023
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